The Sophisticated Song
I wear sophisticated clothes
I say sophisticated things
Everything about me says I'm a sophistication king
But when I'm with you,
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah when I'm with you,
I just sit there and drool
I got sophisticated hands
I got sophisticated feet
A sophisticated car parked on Sophistcation Street
But when I'm with you
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah when I'm with you
I'm just a dribbling fool
When you look at me,
And you start to flirt
I have to wipe the dribble
Off the front of my shirt
When you ask me what's on my mind,
All I can think to answer is 'Blawbghllghargh.'
I eat sophisticated food
I breathe sophisticated air
Run a sophisticated comb
Through my sophisticated hair
But when I'm with you
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah when I'm with you
I'm just a dribbling fool
I say sophisticated things
Everything about me says I'm a sophistication king
But when I'm with you,
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah when I'm with you,
I just sit there and drool
I got sophisticated hands
I got sophisticated feet
A sophisticated car parked on Sophistcation Street
But when I'm with you
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah when I'm with you
I'm just a dribbling fool
When you look at me,
And you start to flirt
I have to wipe the dribble
Off the front of my shirt
When you ask me what's on my mind,
All I can think to answer is 'Blawbghllghargh.'
I eat sophisticated food
I breathe sophisticated air
Run a sophisticated comb
Through my sophisticated hair
But when I'm with you
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah when I'm with you
I'm just a dribbling fool